E-mail puzzle: Dmitry Dulepov

Posted on 13.09.09 23:04

What would you think if you have received an e–mail that looks approximately like this:

Dear Dimitri!

We found your web site and we think that you are a TYPO3 expert. We are a leading TYPO3 agency with 6 months history. Our agency lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Suspendisse et lectus eget dolor fringilla suscipit. Fusce elementum orci in tellus rutrum blandit. Aenean pretium laoreet massa at gravida. Phasellus tortor lacus, euismod pellentesque hendrerit ac, tincidunt sit amet felis. Nam at est non lacus hendrerit egestas non eget magna.

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Can we ask you a simple TYPO3 question?

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Best regards,
John Doe
CEO "Super Web Agency"

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E–mail's informational value or size did not change much after I replaced some text with lorem ipsum. All really relevant parts are kept.

Please, let me know your opinion in comments.

Comments

François, 13-09-09 23:21:

Great! :-D

Anonymous Coward, 13-09-09 23:54:

"We are a leading TYPO3 agency with 6 months history."
Yeah, right, leader after six months. And wants to ask you a 'simple' Typo3 question. Tell them your hourly fee. Or point them to tsref, amazon, irc, mailing lists, etc.

Andreas Burg, 14-09-09 00:04:

What do they want? Why can't they write "Dmitry". What Question? Who has declared the question as simple, this "leading TYPO3 agency"? Why don't they answer it by themselve?

Delete and go on with your work.

Andreas

Jörg, 14-09-09 00:36:

> All really relevant parts are kept.

That was a good one!

:-D

Marco, 14-09-09 09:36:

wow... Do things like these happen often to you? Great. Ridiculous ;)
BTW. Thanks for integrating http://www.tynt.com/tracer/home to your site. Just saw it when I clicked around a little bit

Søren Malling, 14-09-09 10:06:

I would do as the "Anonymous Coward" suggests :-)

But for the fun, let us now the simple question :P

ramos67, 14-09-09 11:26:

be or not to be.. they have some problems ... but not with TYPO3 .. :-D

let us know!!

Peter Murray, 14-09-09 13:55:

Trade their simple question for your hardest TYPO3 question.

Reto Schmid, 14-09-09 19:13:

Maybee your Spam Check is not working ;)

derschreckliche, 14-09-09 22:28:

They just wanted to offer you a job so you could work in "a leading TYPO3 agency".
With you they'd have more than 6 month history ;)

Chris {SwiftLizard}, 16-09-09 00:54:

Definitely a WTF ;-)

6 Month and leading, either a very small country or a even smaller town ;-)

Greets from Hamburg

Chris

Dmitry Dulepov, 16-09-09 12:52:

I get such mails at least weekly. What I dislike most in them is the amount of the information noise. It does not let me to set up filters to get rid of all such mails automatically :)

Mostly these mails come from India and Pakistan.

Abhi Kakade, 24-10-09 14:32:

This really funny mail :) but you cant blame any country for it..

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